Those who board the Delhi Metro Ladies Coach have real annoying experience these days. It is like a warzone for them. Some weird stare, odd comments and 'little' adjustment is very common. If you too have boarded the Ladies Coach you will certainly be able to relate to the following things:
1. Check you out from head to toe
The look aunties give when they see you wearing shorts. It seems wearing a pair of shorts is a crime.
2. Take you as a support/ head rest
Standing next to you, they feel you are where they can lean. When seated, they fall asleep, their head being on your shoulder.
3. Hit with the elbow and even fall on you
Aunties want the maximum space for themselves. They will hit you and fall over you...all to keep you away.
4. 'Sorry' is missing from their dictionary
It's her fault but you have to say sorry.
5. Love reading your messages
Aunties love to spy on what your texting, the kind of words and smileys you have used and then give an unusual look.
6. Gossip!!!
Aunty 1: "Meri Bahu toh itna tak nahi karti."
Aunty 2: "Uff...Pooch mat! Meri Saas ko yeh bhi karke dena padta hai."
Aunty 3: "Aaj kal ke bachche toh...kya batau main. nInhe toh samajhna mere bass mein nahi." Generation Gap...Blah Blah!
7. "Beta thoda side ho jao" and "Thoda sa adjust kar lo" is very common.