Feb 15th is a big day for all the cricket fans, as India and Pakistan will collide for another World Cup clash. People will forget everything and keep themselves glued to their T.V screens.Before the match, players from both the sides go through a crazy session of brain storming and game planning for a possible win. Here’s what goes inside the minds of players before a vital clash;
Misbah-ul-Haq has suggested his team members to distract Virat Kohli by singing “Tujme Rab Dikhta hai …yara me kya Karun “ or whispering Ranveer Singh’s name in his ears
Does Pakistan Team Have a Coach?
MSD believes that it doesn’t matter if Pakistan has a coach or not, as they haven’t defeated us ever.
No Experienced Openers
Lack of form and inexperience among the Indian openers will come as boon for Misbah-ul-Haq’s men.
Presence of God
Though cricketing God is absent from the field, his absence won’t be missed as another God Mr Amitabh Bachchan will showers his blessings from the commentary box …”Ab India ko harana, mushkil he nahi …namumkin hain”
Ishant Sharma is Smart
Pakistan’s Coach thinks Ishant Sharma is the smartest player in the Indian team. He injured himself and pulled out of the world Cup.
Cleaning Campaign Begins with Pakistan
MS Dhoni is geared up to take “Swachh Bharat Abhiyan” to the World Cup and will start by dumping Pakistan out.
Anything is Possible???
Pakistan believes if Arvind Kejriwal can defeat BJP then we can defeat India too
Pakistan ODI Ranking at No. 7
India’s coach after analyzing the statistics reached the conclusion that Pakistan team would need 5 extra players to defeat us, as we rank No.2
We will walk English, talk English and play English.
Team India’s psychologist has advised the team to speak in English to keep Pakistan players guessing on the field.
When did the last time Pakistan won the world cup …1992??
Dhoni jokingly concludes that their new all rounder Axar Patel wasn’t even born then.